Evan Feinman, Biden’s rural broadband guru, threw in the towel Sunday night, and conservatives like me are over the moon because this quitter couldn’t hack it after three years of doing squat. He was supposed to run the $42.5 billion BEAD program to hook up rural folks with high-speed internet—zero homes connected, not a single one—and Republicans across the country are shaking their heads at this textbook liberal failure.
He didn’t just slink off quietly when he penned his resignation letter, and you can smell the desperation in every word he wrote. Feinman whined to NTIA chief Alan Davidson that Trump’s team—especially Elon Musk—might actually get broadband rolling with Starlink satellites instead of his precious fiber optic cables—called it a “betrayal” of rural America to let “the world’s richest man” win—conservatives say it’s laughable.
The timing’s perfect, and it’s got conservatives like me grinning at the irony of it all. Feinman bolted right as Commerce Secretary Howard Luttnick rolled out plans to shift BEAD to a “tech-neutral” approach—read: cheaper, faster satellite fixes—and conservatives figure he couldn’t stand watching Trump succeed where he floundered—82 percent speech approval from Trump’s March 4 talk shows folks want results, not excuses.
Let’s lay it out for honest Americans who’ve had it with government waste—this guy blew $42.5 billion and delivered nothing. Conservatives call it a disgrace—three years, zero homes wired—and Republicans bet Trump’s crew, with Musk’s know-how, will have rural broadband humming in no time—97 percent GOP approval backs winners, not whiners.
The left’s probably sobbing into their soy lattes, claiming it’s “unfair”—same clowns who ignored Biden’s $216 billion trade gap with Europe last year—but conservatives like me ask why they’re defending a do-nothing bureaucrat when Trump’s nabbed 214 crooks in Virginia—real progress, not paper-pushing—X posts are buzzing: “Good riddance!”—and we’re right—Feinman’s a failure who can’t handle the heat.
Here’s what it means for folks paying taxes and waiting for internet—Feinman’s exit is a win because Trump’s about to deliver where Biden bombed! Conservatives say it’s glorious—Republicans cheer—Musk’s satellites will light up rural America while this loser sulks!
This is what happens when you’ve got a lightweight who can’t cut it—Feinman ran when Trump’s shadow loomed, and we’re loving every second! Conservatives figure he’s scared—wrote that bitter letter blaming Musk—but Republicans like me say tough luck—time to let real men fix your mess!
America’s watching a quitter tuck tail while Trump gears up to win—conservatives stand tall because this is our fight—Republicans bet rural folks will thank us when broadband flows—not Biden’s empty promises!
